Federal departments eliminated

June 27, 05PC

In a long overdue vote, the U.S. House of Representatives passed an omnibus bill to
eliminate the following federal agencies due to their no longer being necessary:

  • Administration on AgingIMG_1845
  • Administration on Intellectual and Developmental Disabilities
  • Bureau of International Labor Affairs
  • Bureau of Labor Statistics
  • Center for Disease Control and Prevention
  • Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services
  • Department of Labor
  • Employee Benefits Security Administration
  • Employment and Training Administration
  • Human Capital Office
  • National Cancer Institute
  • National Council on Disability
  • National Institute of Health
  • National Labor Relations Board
  • Office of Disability Employment
  • Occupational Safety and Health Administration

According to House Majority Leader, Droid no. 617978413, alias ‘Dirkson,’ “Due to the Worker Elimination Act (WEA) of 04PC, and recent developments in genetic engineering and nano-technology, these departments have been declared ‘a legacy of our pre-convergence society’ by the Supreme Intelligent Entity. Our vote today was merely a formality.” Voicing bi-partisan agreement, House Minority Leader, Droid no. 516212022, alias ‘Crystal’ stated that, “The elimination of these departments will save hundreds of trillions of currency units and is good for all entities, carbon-based and machine alike.”

The bill will be placed on to the U.S. Senate’s consent agenda for approval next week.


By: Ransom Landfare, Edudexterity Contributor

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